Get yourself involved in any or all of the above indoor or outdoor sports. They are all free throughout May.
1. You don't have to be any good, just enthusiastic
2. You don't have to be gay or even a tranny!
I'll be out there doing something, and one thing I won't be bothering with are shorts (miserable, horrible things).
Gone are the days of pleated gymskirts down to the knees, skirted sportgear is light, trendy and comfortable. Even with skorts if the inners are unsuitable they can be cut out.