Favorite M.U.G. one liners and comebacks

[wsherman]

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!

Recently in another topic one of my favorite one liners was briefly discussed (see my signiture line). That got me to wondering what other wit and quips everyone has that they like to make use of about our skirting? So would you share yours with the rest of us here? Made up or quoted as mine is please let us know the wit and wisdom you've found and add to everyone's arsenal.

Thank-you one and all!

wsherman a. k. a. Bill

[Different_Trains]

"It's not women's clothing, it's MY clothing!"

Or, in reply to when someone called my clothing gay "Well, it did come out the closet this morning."

[Tor]

I can't say as I've ever had occasion to use these (had I even thought of them), but as for the gay comment, one could try:

"Gay? I'd have said it was [drab|somber|dull|plain|etc.], myself"

I like the "my clothing" reply. One could also vary it: "Not since I bought it", at least if one is dealing with a suitable person.

Tor

[wsherman]

Mornin' All!

Ran across this one but I don't know who to attribute it to.

"Skirts; they don't strangle your dangle!"
Someone here has this in their signiture line: "If I want to cross-dress I'll wear jeans!" or something to that effect. I like it because it has humor and gets the point across.

I hope more will share their favorites. What has been posted has been great so far.

Take Care
Bill

[Nolyn]

Of course, if it's a kilt you're wearing, you can say: "Real men wear kilts."

[Charlie]

When I was a child, my parents and school told me what to wear. At work my employer told me what to wear. Now I'm retired and my own boss, I get to decide what to wear!
Charlie

[mishawakaskirt]

Here is a couple that would work well with the " what's under the kilt ? "
If want to shut someone down.
Only my wife knows, and your not my wife.

I only share "private" information with my wife.

More daring answers if you think this person can take a joke.

The three amigos

The three stooges

Richard, Hairy, and Bob

My fishin pole and a couple of bobbers

Forget an open barn door, I let my stallion run free!

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Mishawakaskirt

[denimini]

"Men don't wear skirts"

"That's true, you hardly ever see a guy wearing a skirt"

[crfriend]

"But you're wearing a skirt."

"True enough. There's got to be a first time for everything."

[skirts4me]

Thanks mishawakaskirt. Here are a couple more that would work well with the "what's worn under the kilt? ", both best said with a Scots accent:

"There nothing worn, it's all in perfect working order."

"Can ye not see my shoes and socks" - which I have used when wearing my kilt on stage.

[Caultron]

I was wearing a white and burgundy team jersey, a burgundy utility kilt, black tights, and black 3" spike heeled boots at a hockey game.

I'd just taken a drink from the water fountain when the next guy in line behind me asked in an angry way, "Why did you buy those f*cking boots?"

"They were on sale," I replied, which left him speechless, so I just walked away and headed for my seat.

And in fact they had been on sale. Around $30, I think. Bought them about a year ago at a discount shoe store in a shopping mall near my home.

Not a word about the kilt and tights.

[6ft3Aussie]

On the other side of the coin, when a woman asks you what you are wearing under your skirt or kilt, you could reply by asking her why she considers it to be OK to ask a man what's up his skirt or kilt, when it is clearly sexist and offensive to ask the same question to a woman.

My thoughts on that one.

[Tor]

Or simply ask her what she would say/do (pick either) if you asked her the same question. Even simply replying with the same question has worked for folk here (but be prepared to answer if she does).

[Caultron]

On the other side of the coin, when a woman asks you what you are wearing under your skirt or kilt, you could reply by asking her why she considers it to be OK to ask a man what's up his skirt or kilt, when it is clearly sexist and offensive to ask the same question to a woman...

I haven't been asked the question for a long time now, but when I did, I sometimes replied, "I'll tell if you do."

And once in a while, they actually told me. And so I had to tell them. And it wasn't that bad. Commando/regimental was actually the answer they were hoping for.

But now I'd probably give some euphemistic answer like, "Everything I need."

[Gusto10]

On the other side of the coin, when a woman asks you what you are wearing under your skirt or kilt, you could reply by asking her why she considers it to be OK to ask a man what's up his skirt or kilt, when it is clearly sexist and offensive to ask the same question to a woman.

My thoughts on that one.

alternative: shoes.