Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
- JohnH
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
It's much.easier to take a leak at a urinal with a skirt. You don't have to fumble with a zipper. You simply lift the hem.
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Oh Dear,
Guys, the man said, "Silly", drop Mr Sensible!
That dude is no fun at all, no matter how he is dressed.
Steve.
Guys, the man said, "Silly", drop Mr Sensible!
That dude is no fun at all, no matter how he is dressed.
Steve.
- denimini
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Sorry, there is nothing silly about that. Should be migrated to good reasons to wear a skirt
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- moonshadow
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
I'm from another planet.
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- timemeddler
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
it annoys people I don't like
it looks cool with a colt 45 on the hip.
because it's the weekend and I don't have to dress to OHSA standards.
it looks cool with a colt 45 on the hip.
because it's the weekend and I don't have to dress to OHSA standards.
Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
It makes random women talk to me…….
Daily, a happy man in a skirt...
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
My wife stole my trousers.....
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
I've been offered that skirt thus I am obligated to wear it. Please accept my present *take another skirt that was hidden somewhere and tend it to the person who did ask*
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Reduces back pressure when passing gas. "Flatulence""
- KiltedBigWave
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
I like the compliments.
"Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts - you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You can wear some of the weirdest things and be cool. If you believe in it, that's what makes it cool."
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
When asked "why the kilt?", I have quite often replied "my trousers are in the wash".
- JohnH
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Don't forget Andy Stewart's "That's the reason noo I wear the kilt".
Every nicht I used to hing my troosers up
At the back of the bedroom door;
I rue the day - I must have been a jay
I′ll never hing them up anymore -
Because ma wife she used tae ramble through my pooches
When I was fast asleep beneath the quilt,
And in the morning when I woke, I was always stony broke -
And that's the reason noo I wear the kilt!
John
Every nicht I used to hing my troosers up
At the back of the bedroom door;
I rue the day - I must have been a jay
I′ll never hing them up anymore -
Because ma wife she used tae ramble through my pooches
When I was fast asleep beneath the quilt,
And in the morning when I woke, I was always stony broke -
And that's the reason noo I wear the kilt!
John
I renounce the Great Male Renunciation!!!
- denimini
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Two true stories, both silly reasons from other people.
I think I might have related this before but it fits in here and was partly what prompted me to start this thread.
On one of my first outings in public, if not my first, I was filling with fuel in Broken Hill trying to look confident, nonchalant and relaxed when I saw a friends son, Robert at the servo. I greeted him as normal and went and paid for the fuel. I found out later that Robert immediately rang his mother and told her that he saw me wearing a skirt and I didn't seem to realise that I was (At least my effort to look normal must have worked). His mum and another lady, both who were aware of my skirt wearing pondered how I might have ended up wearing a skirt without knowing. We had a good laugh at Robert's expense.
A friend of mine related the story of how I first started wearing skirts to another friend who was aware but curious. After the explanation he told her that he thought it must have been some sort of religion.
I think I might have related this before but it fits in here and was partly what prompted me to start this thread.
On one of my first outings in public, if not my first, I was filling with fuel in Broken Hill trying to look confident, nonchalant and relaxed when I saw a friends son, Robert at the servo. I greeted him as normal and went and paid for the fuel. I found out later that Robert immediately rang his mother and told her that he saw me wearing a skirt and I didn't seem to realise that I was (At least my effort to look normal must have worked). His mum and another lady, both who were aware of my skirt wearing pondered how I might have ended up wearing a skirt without knowing. We had a good laugh at Robert's expense.
A friend of mine related the story of how I first started wearing skirts to another friend who was aware but curious. After the explanation he told her that he thought it must have been some sort of religion.
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
That's comedy gold. If it hadn't actually happened I would never beleive someone would ever think such a thing.