Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
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Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
"When I realised these shorts were missing a seam I was going to return them, but I found them more comfortable"
"I couldn't afford to buy a pair"
"It was dark when I got dressed"
"I couldn't afford to buy a pair"
"It was dark when I got dressed"
My name is Anthony, please accept me for the person that I am.
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
"... because I am a woman".
Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Skirt? What skirt?
Oh, this one?
Oh, this one?
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If you are too busy to laugh you are too busy.
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
I was not feeling like to raise my leg and had troubles putting on trousers. Troubles disappeared with a skirt
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
When I’m watching telly, I keep losing the remote control when I wear trousers. When I wear a skirt, I can plonk it in the lap of my skirt and I never, ever lose it!!!
Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
When watching a movie on the TV, it catches any dropped bits of popcorn
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
You would not wish to see me in trousers!
Eugh!
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Simply when asked why I wear a skirt - my answer is "Because I can" !
Sort of kinda puts an end to the silly discussion - - -
Sort of kinda puts an end to the silly discussion - - -
"YES SKIRTING MATTERS"!
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
I have had "You're wearing a skirt"
Reply: Gosh, so I am.
I have come across women wearing dresses because they got sunburn and their legs were too sore for trousers. Also a woman who wore a very bright dress and said that nothing else was clean. Probably lots more excuses that would be implausible if a man used them!
Reply: Gosh, so I am.
I have come across women wearing dresses because they got sunburn and their legs were too sore for trousers. Also a woman who wore a very bright dress and said that nothing else was clean. Probably lots more excuses that would be implausible if a man used them!
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
I have heard women who wear uniform say they need a skirt option because they have heavy periods. I asked my wife about that and she found that unlikely. It's just an excuse because they want to enjoy a choice men don't have.
Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
it makes it easy to pee when hiking or backpacking
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Power cut when I got dressed this morning. Couldn’t see a thing.
Half price shorts. Only the one leg, mind.
It’s a rain guard for my shorts. Problem is, I forgot my shorts.
And so on
Half price shorts. Only the one leg, mind.
It’s a rain guard for my shorts. Problem is, I forgot my shorts.
And so on
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
Skirts are flattering on anybody, especially maxi and midi skirts. They flow in the right ways and hide anything you feel uncomfortable showing to the world.
In a world where fashion is catered toward a single body type, skirts are a game changer. They help men feel hansome on the days when they think they are anything but gorgeous.
If a man has a bad day, he can always turn to a skirt for a flattering look everyone will enjoy. Men wear this article because they complement every shape and size with ease.
Edit. I took a genuine, why women wear skirts blog and replaced woman with man. Just for fun
In a world where fashion is catered toward a single body type, skirts are a game changer. They help men feel hansome on the days when they think they are anything but gorgeous.
If a man has a bad day, he can always turn to a skirt for a flattering look everyone will enjoy. Men wear this article because they complement every shape and size with ease.
Edit. I took a genuine, why women wear skirts blog and replaced woman with man. Just for fun
Last edited by Barleymower on Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
"I had my feet on the ground and couldn't put on my shorts on over my head".
"Oh no! I never noticed"
"I went into the Club bare chested and thought someone said you must wear a skirt"
Or based on a favourite homework excuse "The dog ate the inner seam"
"Oh no! I never noticed"
"I went into the Club bare chested and thought someone said you must wear a skirt"
Or based on a favourite homework excuse "The dog ate the inner seam"
My name is Anthony, please accept me for the person that I am.
Re: Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.
"I like feeling exposed in my short mini skirts."