I went fishing one morning, but after a short time I ran out
of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in its mouth,
I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in
my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey
in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the
snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing,
using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot.
It was that damn snake…with two more frogs.
Uncle Al
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