About the bulge in our skirts ...

[CJFMix]

Hey guys , because our anatomy , and depending of the design of the skirt , it happens to have a bulge in our skirt !!!
Do you worry about it ???
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The question was asked on a french european forum , and some guys said ; the bulge wasn't nice , not aesthetic at all ,
and others said ; not to worry about it , it's like if we'd start complaining about bulges in women's shirts !!!
What's your opinion ???
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Personally , I've not really cared about the bulge in my skirt , after all , some women (3) , told me afterward , that this bulge rewarded me some dates !!!

[Departed Member]

It cannot be any worse than those displayed by folk unwise enough to don tight tr*users, or worse, leggings without a long overshirt!

[kiltair]

Indeed, we're men and there's no reason to hide it or be ashamed of it...

[RichardA]

A woman doesn't hide her breasts when she's dressed like a man
I've just looked in the mirror to see if mine shows, it doesn't maybe I've got a small one

[Milfmog]

Sadly, the biggest bulge in my skirts is at the waistline and yes, I do worry about it, but I suspect that's not what you were asking.

As for the other bulge, it's there in fitted trousers, it's there in swimming shorts (at least when they're wet) and so far as I know it has never caused anyone to fall over laughing, turn and vomit or leave the room in disgust. It's me, I'm a guy and you know I have male anatomical features, sorry it's just the way I was built; so why worry?

Have fun,


Ian.

PS: I suspect that if I started to try and hide it my wife would begin to wonder why...

[DavidsSkirts]

yeh, why worry - bee happy ...


( I've never heard any women complain about a bulge in skirts, tights/leggings or swimmers - yet..)

[Bri]

I think it would be more cause for concern if you tried to hide the bulge as it would be seen as more of you're trying to look less male by doing that. It just one, gives women more fun things to look at, and gives men more of a reason to do it. I would have to agree with milfmog on that one, his response is what I would say. Ask a woman who asks you if you're ashamed of it, then re-ask her if she's ashamed of her breasts being visible. I don't think she'll tell you that she is.

[knickerless]

Unfortunately us men cannot wear a tight skirt in the same way as a woman. Women fortunately for them can strech a really tight skirt over their hips because the are flat in front at this point and this looks great.

You can do one of several things: -

Enhance your bulge - this might be seen as offensive though
Reduce it by wearing tight knickers.
Conceal it by tucking it between your legs
Remove it altogether - this is a bit painful!
Ignore it and get on with your life.

I would suggest the latter is the best course to take.

[JRMILLER]

One could attach a codpiece to the skirt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_piece

[Pythos]

I don't tuck (except when I wore the chenonsam, there I just put it down one leg...enough said). When I wear my leggings, catsuits, or tight skirts, I wear wear a loose fitting wide belt over that area. It does not completely hide the bulge, but it does obscure it. If anyone wants to see my bulge, they need to look harder than normal.

We are men, and should not be ashamed of the bulge. Now having it stick way out, that is quite another thing, and I have seen guys do that. It completely ruins lines, and looks repulsive.

I have other methods of dealing with male anatomy problems, but I will not go into details here:-)

[imadube]

Codpiece - um - lets see, just which one - HAHAHA

[CJFMix]

With today's technology , we could make theese molded and stretchy ,
and called them "Dick sock" ...
It just might be an innovative idea for the fashion world ,
but I'm affraid this item will never become "in vogue" ...
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Not to be taken serious on this one ...

[crfriend]

[Mod Hat on]

Gentlemen,

Whilst historical imagery is appropriate in many instances in this forum, we really should remember that this is supposed to be a "family-friendly" place. Is this the sort of conversation you'd likely have around your young children?

[Mod Hat off]

[knickerless]

Well I was taught about cod pieces at junior school and I am sure most children are still taught about such things in history lessons at school.
Perhaps this thread should be closed.

Nick

[Raakone]

All I will say on the subject is....yes, men have "something." Some people find loseness helps, others prefer tightness, others may have a longer shirt over the skirt. But try not to think about it too much.
~Ra'akone