Uncle Al wrote:Another "function" of the zipper is allowing a narrow diameter opening
to go over a wider diameter opening. a.k.a. wide hips/narrow waist.
This even works on all types of skirts/tr**sers. I do prefer the zipper
to be in the front - typical 'male' attire. Helps to differentiate between
what/how a woman wears a skirt versus the male counterpart.
I do agree with Caultron that trying to use a front zip on a skirt when
in the bathroom becomes complicated and not functional. Just lift the
hem and get the job done.
In any case, with the zip closed the 'item' will not readily slip to the floor.
Uncle Al

Works best with an "A" frame skirt with a wide hem as opposed to the
Pencil type skirt with limited functional room.
With an elastic waist skirt this is a non zip issue.
Dresses require two hands (arms) to do the business at hand and it
better be skip }to{ the loo my darling if wearing a petticoat and other
encumbrance.
As long as there is functional room to perform the function without an
audience great - thinking back to a scene in the movie "Cabaret" !
Definitely not a case of one size fits all here !
Fitted clothing may not be fit for all functions in life.
As for pockets - if there are to be pockets I like the cargo type off the hips.
I prefer the cross (over the) shoulder bag moving the sporran type bag
from the front of the skirt/kilt to side.