FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!

[Fred in Skirts]

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

[moonshadow]

Ha! Good one Fred!

[Spirou003]

The last rule is the more important

[STEVIE]

.... and the multiple stab, bullet wounds, strangulation and traces of poison were indications of a peaceful end were they?
Mr Larson had to be a lifelong bachelor with a very wicked sense of humour or it's a warning from whoever commissioned the stone.
Nice one though!
Steve.

[Barleymower]

Marriage is not forever. Marriage is just a lava stage for the true happiness of divorce!

Joking!

[geron]

Marriage is just a lava stage for the true happiness of divorce.

That sounds worryingly volcanic, BM. I hope you meant larval....

[6ft3Aussie]

That one, Fred, is an absolute classic!!! Love it!!.

I read it out to my wife and she enjoyed it too.

[Grok]

[STEVIE]

Marriage is just a lava stage for the true happiness of divorce.

That sounds worryingly volcanic, BM. I hope you meant larval....

Given the state of mine, BM is right Geron.
As hot as hell will ever be and prone to eruption at any time.

Steve.