Miles Per Gallon

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Miles Per Gallon

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I thought this was funny and 'the math' sorta works out :D

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It gets even better when it is iced coffee!
I do not like hot coffee never have and never will. HOWEVER I love the flavor of coffee in candy, cakes, ice cream and iced coffee. I can only guess that part of this is the fact that MOCHA is a flavor I kinda grew up with. My father was a coffee drinker and my mother was a tea drinker. My brother and I were chocolate drinkers. My father tried to make us coffee drinkers so he would add coffee to our hot chocolate. My brother hated it, but I really liked the flavor of the mixture. I still love mocha flavored drinks. I buy a brand of iced coffee that is mocha flavored and usually drink about a gallon and a half (US gallons) every two weeks when I can get it. This added to the iced tea I drink about a gallon a week helps keep me hydrated during the summer. I drink cold drinks year around and only on the very cold days will drink A hot drink. Mostly hot chocolate, sometimes hot tea with cream and sugar.
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At this point I need to row in with another form of liquid propellant......Guinness.

I have two large dogs which do not get on, so need to be walked separately. They each get about three miles daily. seven days a week, which works out at about 42 Statute miles. I meet up with and play bridge with an old card-shark partner once a week and we round the evening off with a pint in the nearby pub. No more. (We also sail together, but that is another calculation)

Other than that I don't darken the door of any drinking establishment normally. There are eight pints in an Imperial gallon, so that works out at 42 miles per pint, or 336 MPG !! :)

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