Freestylin on a roll...
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Freestylin on a roll...
A new dress to try....
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-Andrea
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
To quote George Takei, oh, myyyyyy!!
I don't want to LOOK like a woman, I just want to DRESS like a woman.
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
Oh, that's good! I wonder how long it took to execute.
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
This makes me think of dreams where I wound up naked in a supermarket. I would sprint to the aisle containing paper towels, open a roll, and wrap myself.
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
When will we see you on this fantastic dress Moon???
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
Just the outfit to change a flat tire...
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
Next time I buy a 24 pack of toilet paper with about 2 hours to kill!Fred in Skirts wrote:When will we see you on this fantastic dress Moon???
-Andrea
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
I made a cottontail for the bartender at my weekend hangout out of toilet-paper today. Does that count for anything?
His girlfriend pinned it to his backside to go with the ears, so at least none of the customer-side-of-the-bar co-conspirators went to jail over it....
Set the scene: Bartender with bunny ears complaining that they itch and scratching same ears -- won't stop even though the scientists in the bar insist that there is no neural connection...
Co-conspirator J: There's got to be something we can do with this.
Co-conspirator C: Give me 8 feet of toilet-paper and 90 seconds. I can do something with this.
Co-conspirator J: (Disappears for a bit and shows up with raw material)
Co-conspirator C: Excellent. I need either a stapler, double-sided tape, or both.
(A stapler appears on the bar somehow almost instantly, 90 seconds begin)
Co-conspirator J: That's pretty darned good!
Co-conspirator C: Lemme finish... Damn. How do we get it on his arse?
(Snickers from assorted types in close proximity to the conspirators who are now aware of what's going on)
Co-conspirator C: Damn, no double-sticky tape.
Bartender's GF: I've got something.
(A small bindery clip appears)
Co-conspirator C: I've got this under control. (a little bit of work with the stapler ensues). OK, how do we deploy without going to jail?
Bartender's GF: Give me that. (clips it to the bartender's arse)
Thank the gods that my old pal has a sense of humour, else a whole bunch of us would have been banned from the premises or worse.
His girlfriend pinned it to his backside to go with the ears, so at least none of the customer-side-of-the-bar co-conspirators went to jail over it....
Set the scene: Bartender with bunny ears complaining that they itch and scratching same ears -- won't stop even though the scientists in the bar insist that there is no neural connection...
Co-conspirator J: There's got to be something we can do with this.
Co-conspirator C: Give me 8 feet of toilet-paper and 90 seconds. I can do something with this.
Co-conspirator J: (Disappears for a bit and shows up with raw material)
Co-conspirator C: Excellent. I need either a stapler, double-sided tape, or both.
(A stapler appears on the bar somehow almost instantly, 90 seconds begin)
Co-conspirator J: That's pretty darned good!
Co-conspirator C: Lemme finish... Damn. How do we get it on his arse?
(Snickers from assorted types in close proximity to the conspirators who are now aware of what's going on)
Co-conspirator C: Damn, no double-sticky tape.
Bartender's GF: I've got something.
(A small bindery clip appears)
Co-conspirator C: I've got this under control. (a little bit of work with the stapler ensues). OK, how do we deploy without going to jail?
Bartender's GF: Give me that. (clips it to the bartender's arse)
Thank the gods that my old pal has a sense of humour, else a whole bunch of us would have been banned from the premises or worse.
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
That's one dress you don't want to wear in the rain.
That's one dress you don't want to wear in a light wind.
Also better stay far way from the public restrooms.
"Can you spare a square"
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That's one dress you don't want to wear in a light wind.
Also better stay far way from the public restrooms.
"Can you spare a square"
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Re: Freestylin on a roll...
Well if it does get torn you could always ask if someone could spare a "roll"........