Freestylin on a roll...

Discussion of fashion elements and looks that are traditionally considered somewhat "femme" but are presented in a masculine context. This is NOT about transvestism or crossdressing.
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Freestylin on a roll...

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A new dress to try....
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:lol:
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To quote George Takei, oh, myyyyyy!! :lol:
I don't want to LOOK like a woman, I just want to DRESS like a woman.
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Oh, that's good! I wonder how long it took to execute.
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This makes me think of dreams where I wound up naked in a supermarket. I would sprint to the aisle containing paper towels, open a roll, and wrap myself. :lol:

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When will we see you on this fantastic dress Moon??? :rofl: :hide:
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Just the outfit to change a flat tire...

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Fred in Skirts wrote:When will we see you on this fantastic dress Moon??? :rofl: :hide:
Next time I buy a 24 pack of toilet paper with about 2 hours to kill! :lol:
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I made a cottontail for the bartender at my weekend hangout out of toilet-paper today. Does that count for anything?

His girlfriend pinned it to his backside to go with the ears, so at least none of the customer-side-of-the-bar co-conspirators went to jail over it....

Set the scene: Bartender with bunny ears complaining that they itch and scratching same ears -- won't stop even though the scientists in the bar insist that there is no neural connection...

Co-conspirator J: There's got to be something we can do with this.
Co-conspirator C: Give me 8 feet of toilet-paper and 90 seconds. I can do something with this.
Co-conspirator J: (Disappears for a bit and shows up with raw material)
Co-conspirator C: Excellent. I need either a stapler, double-sided tape, or both.
(A stapler appears on the bar somehow almost instantly, 90 seconds begin)
Co-conspirator J: That's pretty darned good!
Co-conspirator C: Lemme finish... Damn. How do we get it on his arse?
(Snickers from assorted types in close proximity to the conspirators who are now aware of what's going on)
Co-conspirator C: Damn, no double-sticky tape.
Bartender's GF: I've got something.
(A small bindery clip appears)
Co-conspirator C: I've got this under control. (a little bit of work with the stapler ensues). OK, how do we deploy without going to jail?
Bartender's GF: Give me that. (clips it to the bartender's arse)

Thank the gods that my old pal has a sense of humour, else a whole bunch of us would have been banned from the premises or worse.
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That's one dress you don't want to wear in the rain.
That's one dress you don't want to wear in a light wind.
Also better stay far way from the public restrooms.
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Well if it does get torn you could always ask if someone could spare a "roll"........ :lol: :roll: :D
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