Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!

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Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!

Postby Fred in Skirts » Sat May 11, 2019 4:52 pm

“Why did Australia get all the criminals, and America get the religious fundamentalists?”
(Why?) “Australia had first choice.”

“How do we know it was the Irish who invented time-keeping?”
(How?) “Well who else would have called it ‘O’Clock’?”,

“Did you know Scots invented copper wire?”
“Two of them were fighting over a penny.”


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Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!

Postby Kirbstone » Sat May 11, 2019 9:19 pm

meant?......

Snippet from an Aukland (NZ) newspaper:

At the World conference of the Flat Earth Society there were invited speakers from all over the Globe !

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Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!

Postby r.m.anderson » Sun May 12, 2019 2:39 am

Kirbstone wrote:meant?......

Snippet from an Aukland (NZ) newspaper:

At the World conference of the Flat Earth Society there were invited speakers from all over the Globe !

Tom


More importantly how did they get there - something about skirting the edge !

Or quite possibly the earth is not all it is cut out to be in the form of a cube 6 Flat Earth Sides !

If it wasn't for the gravity of the occasion nothing would come together for that conference.
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WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
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Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!

Postby dillon » Thu May 16, 2019 1:41 am

Just a reminder that the British colony of Georgia began as a penal repository. That’s pretty close to where you live, right, Fred? JK, JK...
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Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!

Postby Fred in Skirts » Thu May 16, 2019 2:25 am

dillon wrote:Just a reminder that the British colony of Georgia began as a penal repository. That’s pretty close to where you live, right, Fred? JK, JK...

Yes it is! It is just across the Savannah River. I try not to go there very much as everything I need I right here in South Carolina. :lol:
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