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“Why did Australia get all the criminals, and America get the religious fundamentalists?”
(Why?) “Australia had first choice.”

“How do we know it was the Irish who invented time-keeping?”
(How?) “Well who else would have called it ‘O’Clock’?”,

“Did you know Scots invented copper wire?”
“Two of them were fighting over a penny.”


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meant?......

Snippet from an Aukland (NZ) newspaper:

At the World conference of the Flat Earth Society there were invited speakers from all over the Globe !

Tom
Carpe Diem......Seize the Day !

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Kirbstone wrote:meant?......

Snippet from an Aukland (NZ) newspaper:

At the World conference of the Flat Earth Society there were invited speakers from all over the Globe !

Tom
More importantly how did they get there - something about skirting the edge !

Or quite possibly the earth is not all it is cut out to be in the form of a cube 6 Flat Earth Sides !

If it wasn't for the gravity of the occasion nothing would come together for that conference.
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !

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Just a reminder that the British colony of Georgia began as a penal repository. That’s pretty close to where you live, right, Fred? JK, JK...
As a matter of fact, the sun DOES shine out of my ...

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dillon wrote:Just a reminder that the British colony of Georgia began as a penal repository. That’s pretty close to where you live, right, Fred? JK, JK...
Yes it is! It is just across the Savannah River. I try not to go there very much as everything I need I right here in South Carolina. :lol:
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