An Irish Joke in honor of St. Patrick's Day
An Irish Joke in honor of St. Patrick's Day
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An Irish priest is transferred to Texas.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get
a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly called the local police station..
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Fadder O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send
a couple o' yer lads to take care of da matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
This may be an old joke, but it's a good clean one that will last a long time.
Uncle Al
Duncanville, TX
An Irish priest is transferred to Texas.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get
a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly called the local police station..
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Fadder O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send
a couple o' yer lads to take care of da matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
This may be an old joke, but it's a good clean one that will last a long time.
Uncle Al
Duncanville, TX
Kilted Organist/Musician
Grand Musician of the Grand Lodge, I.O.O.F. of Texas 2008-2009, 2015-2016,
2018-202 ? (and the beat goes on )
When asked 'Why the Kilt?'
I respond-The why is F.T.H.O.I. (For The H--- Of It)
Grand Musician of the Grand Lodge, I.O.O.F. of Texas 2008-2009, 2015-2016,
2018-202 ? (and the beat goes on )
When asked 'Why the Kilt?'
I respond-The why is F.T.H.O.I. (For The H--- Of It)
Re: An Irish Joke in honor of St. Patrick's Day
Ha Ha!
Belated Happy St.Paddy's Day to all from here in the Emerald Isle!
Belated Happy St.Paddy's Day to all from here in the Emerald Isle!
Re: An Irish Joke in honor of St. Patrick's Day
I don't wont to offend anybody, but in our country we say that there are no jokes about the police... everything what they say about them is true and therefore not really a joke.
Once more time, SORRY!
Once more time, SORRY!