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Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Since1982 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:12 pm

I was wandering and went into the Female First site, where they have several "men in skirts" threads. After reading several well thought out posts, I came upon this...whewsies..It's a whopper.

by 8.0 on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:53 am

what u mean cross dresses coz i dont know many man that would wear tights or high heels and i know gay guys that wouldnt either so u must mean CROSS DRESSES i know saying i have anything against them im just saying i think its not right i know how some ppl can e traped in the wrong body and all that but the thuing it if u feel like that then go and get a sex change dont just wear girls cloths
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Yes its old, but I thought it still bore re-visiting. Poor guy or girl is really messed up in the head.
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Departed Member » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:28 am

Since1982 wrote: Yes its old, but I thought it still bore re-visiting. Poor guy or girl is really messed up in the head.


What a sheltered life they must lead! Sad, innit? :wink:
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby r1g0r » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:53 pm

WTF, over?

they must belong to the hunter s thompson school of gonzo journalism. it's not so much WHAT they had to say, but the way they got their ideas across!
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby sapphire » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:44 pm

The author must have been a relative of Molly Bloom
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Sasquatch » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:10 pm

Sounds like da-da-ist prose...the old "stream of consciousness" writing. Let's hope that' is the reason, otherwise it leads to despair for "Generation Text"!

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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Sarongman » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:36 am

That is the most wonderful advertisement for the modern educational system I have seen in ages. What wonderful orators we are bringing forth. It makes one hope for the future of the world, especially if this person joins the diplomatic corps :bom: :mrgreen: Being a diplomat myself, I'll resort to Latin as my reply. What a load of Taurus Excrementum-=- TEMETFUTUE !
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Since1982 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:20 pm

Sarongman, I think it's from the Modern public school "Passme or aill shuut yew" method of getting a diploma. You know, people that use "da" instead of "the"..."AIm sew smairt, ahm da smardest man inda skool."
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby sapphire » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:50 pm

Or the time in the supermarket waiting line when I overheard a young man speaking loudly to his female compainion: "TOEJACK!"
He repeated it several times.

I finally realized that what he was saying was "Who told you that?"
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Since1982 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:23 pm

TOEJACK huh? We're lost in the intelligible generation. I'm at that interacting site imvu and there are TONS of unintelligible people alive today. They (people like you and I) call them Trolls...or Snerts. We've a couple of slightly mixed up ppl here but they're still mostly understandable. The trolls and Snerts there are a waste of flesh. :alien:
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Big and Bashful » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:48 pm

Snerts? Is that an acronym? I like the sound of it.
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby crfriend » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:28 pm

Big and Bashful wrote:Snerts? Is that an acronym? I like the sound of it.

I believe Snert was Hägar the Horrible's cartoon-strip dog. However, I might be mistaken on that. To the best of my knowledge, it's not an acronym, and if it was, it should have been rendered in all capitals (i.e. "SNERT") like RADAR.

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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby Since1982 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:51 am

Carl said: I believe Snert was Hägar the Horrible's cartoon-strip dog. However, I might be mistaken on that. To the best of my knowledge, it's not an acronym,
It was Hagar's dog. But, it also was a acronym for StupidNastyEgomaniacalRottonTrolls in AOL for at least the 9 years I acted as Host Help Skip and Ranger Skip and Guide PKS. Guides only got 3 letters, and SKP was already taken, so I reversed it. But Guides had the power..Thats why we volunteered. We lovvvved gagging SNERTs...This was back in the old days when AOL cost $19.99 a month instead of free like it is now. They make their money from popups and popunders and other advertising these days. :thewave:
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Re: Worlds longest unintelligible useless sentence

Postby PatJ » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:53 pm

Long unintellibible useless sentences can be avoided through the use of EBBM.

EBBM is short for Engage Brain Before Mouth.

In reading that sentence, I think the write change her mind several times and never did settle on a solid opinion.

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