Stressed in trousers,relaxed when skirted

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Re: Stressed in trousers,relaxed when skirted

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In the Times Magazine of 14.7.18 the wonderful Caitlin Moran wrote:

As I am writing this column the temperature has hot 85 degrees in old money. I am truly sorry for every gender-constricted man walking past who is wearing a pair of work trousers instead of a pleasantly billowing cheesecloth maxidress. I can't help but think a lot of sweaty testicles are going to lead to a lot of unfortunate decisions on the derivatives market.

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Re: Stressed in trousers,relaxed when skirted

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Sinned wrote: Oh, if women could just have the dangly bits for a day or two and realise how uncomfortable shorts and trousers can be then I don't think we would have any trouble with them accepting the reasons for our skirt wearing. :D
H has trouble conceiving of this too. "I find trousers perfectly comfortable, what's your problem?", she says.
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Re: Stressed in trousers,relaxed when skirted

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Thanks SS, that brought a smile. I would counter that since all her equipment is internal then they would be comfortable. Try squashing a banana [0] and two plums [0] in the appropriate area in her trousers and she may appreciate the problem.

[0] Or cucumber and two melons depending on size. :lol:
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