As I am writing this column the temperature has hot 85 degrees in old money. I am truly sorry for every gender-constricted man walking past who is wearing a pair of work trousers instead of a pleasantly billowing cheesecloth maxidress. I can't help but think a lot of sweaty testicles are going to lead to a lot of unfortunate decisions on the derivatives market.
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H has trouble conceiving of this too. "I find trousers perfectly comfortable, what's your problem?", she says.Sinned wrote: Oh, if women could just have the dangly bits for a day or two and realise how uncomfortable shorts and trousers can be then I don't think we would have any trouble with them accepting the reasons for our skirt wearing.
 Or cucumber and two melons depending on size.